After the previous post, you saw this one coming a mile ahead… 

' A confabulated function that only the extremely
' intelligent and well-seasoned web programmers will
' be able to understand. Using it wrong will make the
' universe collapse onto itself. There is really no
' other way to add double quotes to a string in any
' Visual Basic-based language.

StringWithQuotes = "A quote: "". That was a quote."

Are you impressed?

You damn well should be.

Seriously. Licenses. Consider it.